🤠 The Clumsy Cowboy Blues 🤠

[Verse 1]

Well, I woke up this mornin', feelin' like John Wayne

But my day went south, faster than a runaway train

Choked on my straw, got a hole in my boot

My three-day beard, well, it's raisin' a hoot

Tried to saddle up, but the horse said no

Stepped in a pile, now I move real slow

Slipped on the barn floor, landed on my back

This clumsy cowboy's luck, it's way off track

[Pre-Chorus]

My wife’s yellin', “Trim that mess!”

As I stumble 'round, in distress

I'm the clumsy cowboy, ain't it grand?

Life's a rodeo, without a plan

[Chorus]

I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day

Kicked by a cow, in a painful way

Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad

Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad

[Verse 2]

Went to feed the chickens, they gave me the eye

One pecked my hand, made me wanna cry

The milk in the barn, turned sour as can be

And the rooster crowed, right at me

Tripped on a bucket, fell into the hay

Got a splinter in my finger, it ain't my day

The tractor won't start, it's outta gas

And I ripped my jeans, on a rusty old fence post

[Pre-Chorus]

My wife’s yellin', “Get it together!”

As I face this cowboy weather

I'm the clumsy cowboy, what a sight

Tryin' to make it through this crazy plight

[Chorus]

I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day

Kicked by a cow, in a painful way

Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad

Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad

[Verse 3]

Hay fever's got me sneezin', can't catch a break

Tripped on a rake, landed in the lake

Dust in my eyes, can't see a thing

I ain't John Wayne, but I can sing

Fence needs mendin', but I lost my tools

Cow's in the kitchen, breakin' all the rules

Dog ran off with my only hat

This clumsy cowboy, what's up with that?

[Pre-Chorus]

My wife’s yellin', “Fix this mess!”

As I face another test

I'm the clumsy cowboy, what a day

Livin' life in a hapless way

[Chorus]

I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day

Kicked by a cow, in a painful way

Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad

Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad

[Chorus]

I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day

Kicked by a cow, in a painful way

Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad

Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad

[Outro]

So here's to the cowboys, clumsy as can be

Life's a wild ride, just wait and see

I might not be John Wayne, but I've got my charm

Just a clumsy cowboy, livin' life on the farm

Just a clumsy cowboy, livin' life on the farm

[Fade to End]

[End]

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cartoon of a funny looking cowboy for song cover